February 2011
110 posts
Natürlich Hans naß ist,
er steht unter dem Waßerfall
January 2011
78 posts
blah.
wuddupdave:
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I want to do something important with my life.
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So many cute boys on Tumblr
My head might essplode. :S
Accepting applications
for a boyfriend. Inquire within.
Prequisites:
Must be adorably cute
Cuddling mandatory
Sense of humor
Benefits:
Being with me
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I need to loosen up
I must be the most boring 19 year old ever. I don’t do anything fun, because I can’t bear to fuck up. I need someone someone to show me how to have a good time.
Reblog if you like someone you can't have.
vienenzombies:
Always reread Facebook statuses.
What it said was “I feel like getting up and dance,” but what I read was “I like taking it in the face.”
I don’t know how I came to that either.
^^^^^^
Lol, I came.
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Dear Tumblr,
stop telling me there are new posts when clearly you’re lying.
Love,
Tyler
Ask dirty questions,
get new followers.
“Driving here in a car like this is…like turning up in the Sudan in a suit...”
– Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear, BBC 2
Tuition
can suck my balls. Why did you go up again? Did you take Viagra tuition?
Be gentle, but this is me singing The Cave by...
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Off to work.
then who knows what.
mattchew- asked: Awee thanks =]
School tomorrow.
showmetotheshipwreck:
b0mb-pussy:
THE FUCKING GIF OMG I AM LASHING AROUND OMG
She’s so happy to be fat and clumsy! On a side note I still have a week off from school. College winter break is the tits.