December 2011
53 posts
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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I might be late to this party
But Taylor Lautner is apparently gay. And apparently millions of people will feel a connection because they can relate to his/their situation. Sorry, but I still don’t find him attractive, and I refuse to relate. If it was Chord Overstreet, on the other hand, you couldn’t get me out of the closet fast enough. I’d relate the shit out of him.
Dec 27th
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How Driving in Massachusetts Works
Blinkers are optional. Yellow lights mean floor it Red lights mean two more cars can get through. Anyone driving faster than you is a maniac. Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot. Wait until the last possible moment to merge from 4 lanes down to 2. Passing in the breakdown lane? OK When a passing car flashes their high beams there’s usually a cruiser hidden up ahead.
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Wanna know what we're having as a Christmas...
A clamboil. How much more Massachusetts can you get, seriously?
Dec 24th
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Anonymous asked: is it true wot anonym asked? -> you look so handsome in your self shots....
Dec 19th
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Anonymous asked: i'm awkward.
Dec 19th
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Anonymous asked: you look so handsome in your self shots, gah. o:
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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I wanted to find out more about Kim Jong Il's...
So I entered into Google Chrome’s search bar “Kim .” The first 3 results that came up were Kim Kardashian. ._.
Dec 19th
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TMI
finesoutherngents: Read More These are the kind of TMIs I’d like to see more of on my dash. Take note, followers.
Dec 18th
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Hello followers from other parts of the world!
In from work. Now, I’m sleeping until forever.
Dec 17th
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Can't sleep.
Can’t get you off of my mind.
Dec 12th
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I'm a lazy texter. I always read the messages and...
Dec 11th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
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Pulled an all-nighter
Woke up Tuesday at 9AM. Didn’t sleep again until 7PM Wednesday night. Not fun. I’m back, however. Completely rested. :D
Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Wherein Michele Bachmann is confronted by an...
cognitivedissonance: And it’s just as fantastic as it sounds: Watch the video: The look of shock on her face is incredible. Elijah is brave little man, and I commend him. Things I love about this video: 1. Micheal Bachmann’s face of shock. 2. Micheal Bachmann not knowing what to say to the 8 year old and awkwardly smiles and says bye. 3. An 8 year old is smarter than a...
Dec 6th
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Dec 5th
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Boo.
I love Owl City/Sky Sailing/Adam Young. I just do. He’s essentially my Lady Gaga. I really do enjoy his music though. There’s something about all of his songs that I get a warm and fuzzy feeling about. They’re magical.  I would like to go to see him live in concert, but none of my friends like him as much as I do, and I don’t wanna go alone. He’s not touring in the...
Dec 5th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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